Last Night's Dream, Presented with Exposition, without Comment

Donald Trump showed up outside Celtics practice to present Kevin Garnett with a birthday gift, a copy of Trump's newest book, entitled October Leaders. John Madden received only apologies from Trump who didn't know Madden would be there to chauffeur the guests via bus to KG's party. "Professor" Brendan Morrow got a paddle for discipling students. "Bucket" Billy Crystal, coach of an unspecified team, received a plaque and, most poignant of all, Pete Rose Jr. got a single, perfect red rose to commemorate fighting Mike Tyson to a draw one day earlier.

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Sousepaw
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"Pete Rose Jr. got a single.."

I jumped ahead with the story and assumed that his dad then bitched him out for not going for two on the play.

Things that are red: garnets, roses, books, John Madden's face, Pete Rose, Mike Tyson's teeth
Things that are green: shamrocks, the Dallas Star, Billy Crystal's desire to be recognized in Monument Park at Yankee Stadium

Carry the seven... yep, it's a sex dream.

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