yerfatma’s blog

Last Night's Dream, Presented with Exposition, without Comment

2007-10-17T03:30:02Z

Donald Trump showed up outside Celtics practice to present Kevin Garnett with a birthday gift, a copy of Trump's newest book, entitled October Leaders. John Madden received only apologies from Trump who didn't know Madden would be there to chauffe...

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Unintended Consequences, Law of

2007-09-06T11:50:56Z

I'm thinking about registering with Megan's Law, just to keep kids out of our yard.

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The Information

2007-09-04T16:58:54Z

Given I'm not doing anything else with this address in cyberspace, I figured I'd use it as a way to guilt myself into writing about what I am recently obsessed with: information. It started with an issue of Warren Ellis' Planetary that broached th...

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Even Lazier Than This

2007-06-27T14:56:19Z

In my continuing pursuit of ADHD satisfaction.

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Dice K

2007-04-11T23:10:52Z

Things I've already observed in the build-up: I hate Brian Kenny more than I realized. He's somewhere between Really Stubbing Your Toe and Hitler Seriously NESN, what demo does Jack Welch appeal to? Why don't you just have Tom Werner suck him o...

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More Movie Madness

2007-04-11T21:48:00Z

I'm thinking of creating a docu-comedy set in 1980s South Africa called The Fabulous Botha Boys. Show of hands, everyone who's interested.

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Movie Reviews in as Few Words as Possible Using Only Review Cliches

2007-03-24T20:11:53Z

Le Samouraï? Le Samournay.

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Adam Hood

2007-03-10T01:37:00Z

WTF do you care? 6th Street costs like four dollars on iTunes. I have no idea how I found him, but it works for me. If you need a Pitchforkian review, he straddles the intersection of Creedence, Mellencamp and Shitkicker. And I'm straddling my 5th...

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Speaking of Back Bumpers

2007-03-10T01:28:24Z

Bumper stickers seen this week: "FUCK RAP [middle finger]" "If you're gonna be riding my ass, you better pull my hair" The latter on a 1986 (or so) Jeep Cherokee recently purchased for muddin'. I know this because: it featured a set of tires li...

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Xmas Ideas for the One You Love (i.e., Me)

2007-03-08T22:42:06Z

What I want: you know those Ichthus on the back of cars? And the ones that grew feet and say "Evolution"? And the ones eating the ones that say "Evolution" or "Darwin"? Yeah, so I want one of those where it just keeps recursing for as many times a...

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